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73 -- Roy Storey W5TKZ On Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 4:00 PM, K5HM via BVARC <[email protected]> wrote: > *FT. WORTH, Texas *– In a move that has Wall Street analysts > simultaneously scratching their heads in confusion while also applauding > the bold steps taken to reinvigorate one of the country’s most recognized > consumer electronics brands, Radio Shack has announced they will carry a > new product line of fried chicken. > > [image: chicken_shack]Radio Shack CEO Joey Magna Carta says the company > has been “foolin’ around” with The Shack product assortment for several > decades, but they got it “just right” this time. > > “I’ll admit it,” Magna Carta explained to reporters at a recent news > conference. “We didn’t quite understand the hobbyist market when we got out > of the business of DIY kits and components. We didn’t understand the cell > phone market when we put all our eggs in that basket. We got on the > “internet routers, cat 5 cables and Wi-Fi train” a bit late. And > truthfully, we really screwed up when we started charging for catalogs. But > if there’s one thing that Radio Shack is going to be known for in the > future IT’S FRIED CHICKEN.” > > Magna Carta says customer feedback – particularly from the ham radio > community – indicates most, if not all hams, eat fried chicken on a > semi-regular basis. > > He adds that several celebrity chefs have signed on to create “new and > exciting” fried chicken recipes for the perennially beleaguered electronics > chain. > > “We are still working on details of exactly how to merchandise this new > line,” says the CEO. “For now, our 10 test markets are placing it in > drawers between the radio controlled spiders and the iPhone 3G protective > cases.” > > ### HamHijinks.com > > 73, > > Ron, K5HM > > [email protected] > > www.qrz.com/db/k5hm > > [image: ARRL Logo][image: logo (2)] > > _______________________________________________ > BVARC mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.bvarc.org/mailman/listinfo/bvarc_bvarc.org > >
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