Too good Gerry.
> On Dec 21, 2017, at 3:46 PM, gmuller885--- via BVARC <[email protected]> wrote: > > ALL > > > > > A possum is a flat animal that > sleeps in the middle of the road. > > > There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 > of them live in the South. > > There are 10,000 types of spiders. > All 10,000 of them live in the South, > plus a couple no one's seen before. > > If it grows, it'll stick ya. > If it crawls, it'll bite cha. > > Onced and Twiced are words. > > It is not a shopping cart, > it is a buggy! > > Jawl-P? means, Did you all go > to the bathroom? > > People actually grow,eat > and like okra. > > Fixinto is one word. It means > I'm going to do that. > > There is no such thing as lunch. > There is only dinner and then > there's supper. > > Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and > you start drinking it when you're two. > We do > like a little tea with our sugar. > It is referred to as > the Wine of the South. > > Backwards and forwards means I know > everything about you. > > The word jeet is actually a question > meaning, > 'Did you eat?' > > You don't have to wear a watch, because > it doesn't matter what time it is, you work > until you're done or it's too dark to see. > > You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. > > Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural. > > All the festivals across the state are named > after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, > or animal. > > You carry jumper cables in your car – > for your OWN car. > > You only own five spices: salt, pepper, > mustard, Tabasco and ketchup. > > The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but > require 6 pages for > local high school sports, > the motor sports, and gossip. > > Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, > Miss(first name) or > Mr.(first name) > > You think that the first day of deer season is a > national holiday. > > You know what a hissyfit is.. > > Fried catfish is the other white meat. > > We don't need no dang > Driver's Ed. If our mama says > we can drive, we can drive!!! > > You understand these jokes and forward > them to your Southern friends and those > who > just wish they were from the SOUTH. > > > > > AND one more: > Why did the chicken cross the road? > To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done! > > > Gerald Muller K9GEM > [email protected] > _______________________________________________ > BVARC mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.bvarc.org/mailman/listinfo/bvarc_bvarc.org > Message delivered to [email protected]
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