Writer Boy,(I capitalized YOUR name!)
Ever hear of a "joke"?I hear they're popular among people with senses of
humor.It's SUPPOSED to be soggy and melodramatic!And yessir,'tis my real
name.Yea and verily,vanity doth bind some to the burden of taking themselves
WAY too seriously.Lighten up,Buster,this is andorraweb,not the NY Times
bestseller list or the Paris Review...it isn't even the back of a cereal
box.You are incredibly self-righteous and full of hot air.Take a joke or
take a cab,that's my philosophy.And,hey,ya don't like me,block me.No skin
off my nose.Otherwise, a pleasant summer to you,wear bright colors,meet
people and for God's sake learn to recognize satire...it really helps one
get through life!Oh,and the "Writer Boy" thing?That's a joke too,as perhaps
when you refer to someone as "Tan Guy","No Rhythm Man" or "Sense Of Humor
Surgically Removed Dude"...yet somehow,I doubt that you do these
things.Ah,well,back to Sartre,now that guy's FUNNY!And (psst) I don't
care a whit if I impress you,but thanks for the "filth" remark,I shall
cherish it always.Oh you spelled "drivel" incorrectly, "ceilings" too.And
who the hell's spider-man?Loved the parenthetical "potshot" also.You WOUND
me sir!And...hmm...have I READ a book?Hmmm...being that I have a Ph.D in
English Lit,I'd say yup.Enjoy ranting and your "depth" and your contempt for
all of those who just weren't lucky enough to be born as you...or
fortunate,as the case may be.One more thing:blistering comments work ever so
much better when they are made without a ludricrous amount of
pretention,just a little "Handy Writin' Tip" for you,being as it is no one
will take you seriously save perhaps for your small circle of like-minded
friends.
Not Insignificant And Most Certainly Not Shuddering In A Puddle Of
Anything,
The Devil Himself,
Jack Nine
or if you prefer, jack nine
I kinda like it in a t.s. elliot/kd lang
sort of way
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> >And let's see "Writer Boy" beat THAT,fairest Meghan! ;)
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>Dearest jack,
>
> I am suitably unimpressed by this filth you mistakenly call
>writing. Plots from Dallas are not worthy of the title "writing," but
>merely advertisements for soap, wallowing in the soggy gruel that is middle
>aged housewives minds, ever reaching to strike out of their pathetic
>existance and into something more dangearous, more risque, more outright
>scandalous than the sham of experience that suburbia affrods them. Is that
>what you write jack? Voyueristic masturbation for baby-boom push and clean
>vacuum women with nothing more whole in their lives than the 12 grain
>cereal they eat for breakfast, snidely thinking to themselves that they're
>being oh so terribly healthy? Oh jack, if this is the future of our
>literature, than i woe for our children who must wade through your
>drivle. Let me ask you this: have you ever --read-- a book? You know,
>something with hard covers and pages that waft up to your nose. No, comics
>do not count jack. I can only imagine the kind of depraved situations your
>twisted mind would put spider-man into. you are nothing more than a garden
>variety pervert, haunting the alleys behind mental hospitals in the dark
>purple hours of night, wishing sickness onto nuns and pushing widows in
>front of cement trucks. I loathe you jack, and everything your kind
>represent. Perhaps one day when or world is returned to the virginal
>purity I hope it can once more attain, we will no longer have to put up
>with the maniacal and sadistic rantings of you and your ilk. Perhaps that
>day, all men can be equal, and not just men, the sexes shall be without
>cielings, and all peoples, all tribes, all creeds shall be as one under the
>holy name of brotherhood from the red hills of georgia to the green rises
>of Galway along the blue and verdant bay.
> Secondly, "jack," (if that is your real name) your singularly obtuse mind
>amazes me. How you could fail to observe the comic tone of Meghan's
>"looking for love," not only befuddles the mind to such a degree that I
>have no recourse to label you not only a pervert, but dumb as toast as
>well. That my friend, is where I shall leave you: shuddering in a puddle
>at the thought of your own sick insignicifance.
>
>-Writer Boy, who provides all the love Meghan needs.
>
>(And there is a reason I chose never to capitalize your name, you blinkard,
>philistine, miserable, pig-ignorant piece of non-creative garbage)
>
>
>
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