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Dear All,
Awas dengan internet, Waspadalah ...!!!
Gejala-gejala kecanduan internet adalah sebagai berikut:
Mas kawin yang diminta di hari pernikahan adalah seperangkat komputer dan
modem. Tunai !
Bel di rumah bertuliskan “Click Here to continue”
Pintu kamar mandi bertuliskan “This site contains Adult Material, please verify
your age”
Menanyakan apakah ada email baru kepada Pak Pos yang mengantarkan kartu
lebaran.
Mimpi selalu berawal dengan http://www.
Menggunakan search engine untuk mencari anak yang sudah tiga hari tidak pulang
ke rumah.
“Unable to locate your server !,” kata ketika menerima telepon salah sambung.
Anak-anak diberi nama Budi.gov agar kelak dia jadi Pegawai negeri sipil;
Susy.org agar kelak jadi cewek matre; dan Tole.edu agar kelak dia jadi
mahasiswa abadi.
Suara dengkuran sudah persis mirip dengan suara Handshake modem.
Susah menggerakan jari karena sudah online selama 36 jam.
Menonton film “The Net” …. 63 kali.
Ketika mobil menyeruduk mobil lain di simpang jalan, yang pertama dicari adalah
tombol “UNDO”.
Istri meletakan wig di atas monitor untuk mengingatkan seperti apa tampang
suaminya.
Sebagai pilihan untuk nama hewan peliharaan Anda: Eudora, Netscape dan Mirc.
Dan kalau
lebih demokratis (tidak monopistis), akan memberi nama hewan peliharaan Linux.
Memperkenalkan diri sebagai : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Membuat tatoo di badan Anda yang berbunyi “This body best viewed with Internet
Explorer 5.5 or higher.”
Meninggalkan antrian tiket kereta api dengan berkata “request time out !!!”
Ketika hidup mengalami depresi, akan sangat menyesal mengapa tubuh tidak
dilengkapi dengan tombol Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Membaca tulisan ini sampai habis
YANG SANTAI YA
SALAM
BADU
ILLINOIS
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From: Azhari Nafi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, August 19, 2007 6:18:05 PM
Subject: Re: [ppi_ukm] For Azhari
Hallo my brother in Illinois, assallamualaikum,
it would be easier for me to reach your friend, Muhammad Fauzan, if you could
tell me which division he stand right now. i think you didn't describe him as
much for me to recognize him, coz almost 1,500 people work here. so, if you can
give me the information enough, insyaALLAH i could found him.
thanks, wassallamualaikum
mohammad abdul nafi azhari -
acquisition & distribution
programming division @ transtv
+62 21 79177000 ext 2098
muhammad nasir badu <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:
Dear Azhari Nafi
Hi Dude,
I am Badu would ask someone who may be you know. He is Muhammad Fauzan who
getting job in TransTV as well. Let me describe him. He comes from Makassar and
is a big man. He uses glasses. Do you know him?
Thanks
Badu
Illinois
Azhari Nafi <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote:
congratulation, to all my colleague who had done the study. happy convocation!
!
mohammad abdul nafi azhari -
acquisition & distribution
programming division @ transtv
+62 21 79177000 ext 2098
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