[Callers] true story

[Tom Hinds]

Talent agent (who probably just had his coffee enema): TOM HINDS, ARE  
YOU AVAILABLE TO CALL A SQUARE DANCE ON SUCH AND SUCH DATE?

Tom:  Yes I'm free.  What kind of........
Talent agent:  GREAT!   I'LL PUT YOU DOWN!   click

So I get to the gig and discover that the band plays top 40 music.   
The hundred or so dancers all wanted to dance and each square had  
about a 5 foot by 5 foot space.

The band decided to play blues progressions.  It was actually fun  
because I had to really adapt.

T