(This is a story of a “lecture” delivered at a street corner by “Smart Alex”.)
Ladies & Gentlemen, I believe the genocide in Cambodia was initiated & carried out by the communist Vietnamese. Here's how it all occurred: - The communist Vietnamese ordered the Khmer Rouge: Hey you fuckin' idiots, now kill all of your own Cambodian people. Understood?? - The Khmer Rouge replied: Yeah Yeah sir, we like it. Hey Yah!! We'll have fun!! By the way, sir, you should also order the communist Laotians to kill all the Laotian people. That would be better!! We would have company!! - The communist Vietnamese yelled: You fuckin' assholes. Don't fuckin' you dare to tell me what to do & what to not do. Understood?? - The Khmer Rouge insisted: Sir Sir, but in the history of the entire world there's never been a person or government who committed a genocide against his/her/its own people!! We don't want to be the only one who do it. So please, sir, order the communist Laotians to do the same to their own Laotian people!! - The communist Vietnamese threatened: You fuckin' mother-fuckers, don't fuckin' you dare to teach me a lesson about world history. Now go & do what I told fuckin' you to do. If fuckin' you don't, I'll send fuckin' you to hell. Understood?? - The Khmer Rouge gave up & obliged: Ok Ok sir. - Then the Khmer Rouge massacred their own Cambodian people. That's why the Khmer Rouge committed the genocide against their own Cambodian people. They followed the order of their communist Vietnamese boss. Therefore the Khmer Rouge weren't responsible & thus can't be blamed for the genocide!! They simply carried out the order of their communist Vietnamese boss!! It was the communist Vietnamese who did the genocide of the Cambodian people!! (Somebody in the audience protested ...) (Smart Alex replied:) What?? It was the hands of the Khmer Rouge that killed the Cambodian people?? If a man is ordered or hired to commit murder then he's also guilty?? ... D'ohh!! ... Sorry Sorry I forgot about those things. However I hate the Vietnamese. Hence I believe the genocide was done by them!! Ok?? What I believe is true to me. Ok?? (Somebody in the audience asked: Are you Khmers so idiotic that you follow the order of foreigners to commit a genocide against your own people??) (Smart Alex stumbled:) Hmmm ... Hmmm ... Eurrr ... Eurrr ... Eurrr ... I ... I don't know ... Ok Ok let's sing!! (Smart Alex "sang". What follows was his "singing". If there are question marks "?" other than in "What??", then each is displayed in place of a musical character. This happens if your browser doesn't recognize codes for musical characters or can't display such characters.) ♪ ♫ La La La ... ♫ ♪ I'm "Smart" ... ♪ ♫ Yeah Yeah Yeah ... ♫ ♪ I Know Everything!! ... ♫ ♪ La La La ... I'm "Intelligent"!! ♫ ♪ Yeah Yeah Yeah ... (Somebody in the audience yelled: You pea brain!!) (Smart Alex replied & continued "singing".) What?? Fuck You!! I'm No "Pea Brain"!! La La La ♫ ♪ ... Yeah Yeah Yeah ♪ ♫ (That's the story.) Soriya --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Cambodia Discussion (CAMDISC) - www.cambodia.org" group. This is an unmoderated forum. Please refrain from using foul language. Thank you for your understanding. Peace among us and in Cambodia. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/camdisc Learn more - http://www.cambodia.org -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
