*WOMEN USE**
**(1)** **Fine** **:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.**
**(2)** **Five Minutes** **:** **If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.**
**(3)** **Nothing** **:** **This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.** *
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**(4)** **Go Ahead** **:** **This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!**
**(5)** **Loud Sigh** **:** **This is actually not a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning
of nothing.)**
**(6)** **That's Okay** **:** **This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.**
**(7)** **Thanks** **:** **A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is
true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a
'whatever').**
**(8)** **Whatever** **:** **Is a woman's way of saying Screw** **YOU!**
**(9)** **Don't worry about it, I got it** **:** **Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.**
*** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can** *
*avoid if they remember the terminology.**
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