kekeekekek Lok Scarava , U R welcome & Thx Q for sending your piece of opinion.
I only forwarded the message..I don't love that Doctor:)) C'est moi Je m'aime !! "Smiles" Dara & Celcius On Sat, Jun 13, 2009 at 3:48 PM, sacravatoons <[email protected]>wrote: > > > Thanks you,Lauk Prum. > You made my day !I love this Doctor too. > > Cheers, > Ung Bunheang > > > - > > > --- > > Your laugh for the day > > > > I love this Doctor > > > Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is > this true? > A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste > them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart > will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of > your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay > and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more > than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. > Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass > (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your > recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. > > Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? > A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, > that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more > of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! > > > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? > A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. > If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular > exercise program? > > > A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No > Pain...Good! > > > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? > A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ....Foods are fried these days in vegetable > oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more > vegetables be bad for you? > > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the > middle? > A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You > should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me? > A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best > feel-good food around! > > Q: Is swimming good for your figure? > A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. > > Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? > A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! > > Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had > about food and diets. > > And remember: > 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of > arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to > skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body > thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a > Ride' > > > AND...... > > For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on > nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those > conflicting nutritional studies. > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Lauren found her dream laptop. Find the PC that’s right for > you.<http://www.microsoft.com/windows/choosepc/?ocid=ftp_val_wl_290> > ------------------------------ > Hotmail® has ever-growing storage! Don’t worry about storage limits. Check > it > out.<http://windowslive.com/Tutorial/Hotmail/Storage?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_Tutorial_Storage_062009> > > > > -- > > > > > -- "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." ~ Aldous Huxley --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Cambodia Discussion (CAMDISC) - www.cambodia.org" group. This is an unmoderated forum. Please refrain from using foul language. Thank you for your understanding. Peace among us and in Cambodia. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/camdisc Learn more - http://www.cambodia.org -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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