Prologue :
This story tell step by step, the mega plan of Number Five El Stupido.
After El Super Stupido left Funcipec to for his own political party and near
the second
election, Rannaridth decided to become a monk and set out his pilgrimage in
Nepal. Five
pico seconds after he announce his plan to the media, El Super Stupido also
make the
announcement to become monk as well at wat Analom. Swell. When Prince of Nepal
went to search the enlightment, he snuck out of the Palace all by himself. Not
a single
soul knew about it. Our El Super Stupido Tum is completely the opposite. He
took his
10 groups of body guards to come along in addition to Neang Teav. Eight groups
of
body guards will guard in all eight horizontal directions, one group will guard
in Hell direction
and one in Haven direction. At night while the body guards keep looking for any
approaching
ghosts and goblins, Neang Teav snicked in to the Enlightenment Chamber carrying
two
plates of filet mignon, two bowl of fren onion soup and two long sticks of pain
and didn't
come out until the rooster crow. One can not find any more romantic than thsi,
not even the real Tum/Teav story itself.
Chapter 1 : The False Enlightment
Thirty days went by in the blink of an eye. Time really flies fast when ones
have fun,
On the 30th day, Neang Teav had invited thousands of newsmen/women from all
corner
of the world to witness El Super Stupido Tum's Enlightenment. Neang Teav was
always
by El Super Stupido Tum's side and we can see that she had a lovely smile and
even
couldn' close her lips for even a nano second, thinking that First Lady Title
will be mine, definitely.
As soon as the last yellow cloth felt to the floor, Our El Super Stupido Tum
started to
preach : "Thou shall not lie" and smile like he hit the biggest Power Ball
jackpot
ever, thinking "Prime Minister will be mine. No doubt about it"
And the cambodian people were so puzzled that they could not even close their
mouth.
Polti lie is really politi lie in khmer.
End of Chapter 1.
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What title should I give to this book? From millions of possibility, I must
choose this one :
"Roots up in the Air"
The first one who jump up and down will be my Lab Rat for sure.
Lab Rat, do you know the reasons why I choose this title?
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