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----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Verified Winner! Click below to see what it is and claim your prize. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf805 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. SLOGAN OF THE DAY submitted by Michelle Bourassa, Glendale, Arizona A syllable is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Visit our new website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Public Servant "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young student confidently. "Means carrying a child." 3. Toughest Mouse, submitted by Marvin Perez, Atlanta, Ga. Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this stuff. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat." ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Congratulations! If you click the link below by 11:59PM, I'll enter you in a sweepstakes for a chance to WIN an Ultimate BBQ package as thanks. Click Here! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf816 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! 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