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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25542.3.1698058 August 25, 2004 *Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks* #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." and the #1 best caddy comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* �Cat Couch� http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw508 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * Christian College Offers Online Program to Finish Your Bachelor�s Degree. Warner Southern College, a private Christian college, offers a program to give working adults the knowledge and skills needed for career advancement. Provides students a practical business education based on both learning and faith. Free brochure http://l.salemweb.net/wsu0804/ymml/082504/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25542.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25542.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright � 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don�t be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
