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----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- You've Won! Click below to see what it is and claim your prize. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf620 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Hillbilly Medical Terms Doctors know a fibula isn't really a small lie - but a hillbilly might not. Check out our hysterical list of other medical terms and what a hillbilly might think they mean. Have a look - have a laugh - and pass it along to your doctor or backwoods friend. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp72 ">Click Here</a> * * * * * * * * * * EDITOR'S CHOICE * * * * * * * * * * Win Family Fun Enter today to win 4 FREE tickets to the theme park of your choice! Choose from Disney, Six Flags, Busch Gardens, Cedar Point and many more. Add some thrills and adventure to your next family trip. Click here to enter now: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf823 ">Click Here</a> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Leaving Early There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss leaves and so did they. The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start the next morning. The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner. The Polish guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss, so he shuts the door and leaves. The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking about going home early again. They ask the Polish guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not and he says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!" ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- How Is Martha Stewart Living? While Martha Stewart continues to fight her five-month prison stay, we are busy envisioning what it would be like for her in jail. Plus we have a great list of things she can do to keep her famous homemaking skills sharp. You'll love this funny list - and pass it along to share the smiles! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp73 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHARE YOUR OFFICE HUMOR! If you have a favorite office "funny" you'd like to share, submit it! Maybe you'll see your favorite in a future newsletter! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf459 ">Click Here</a> Keep 'em laughing at the office, Susan Derby Water Cooler Editor www.B2BFreeResources.com * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://join.myfree.com/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://postcards.MyFree.com 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://asp.MyFree.com/postmaster/default.asp?src=mfn 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://asp.MyFree.com/qne/default.asp?src=mfn 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) About Us: Newsletter published by Ampere Media LLC, 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062. 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. MyFree.com & B2BFreeResources.com are web properties of Ampere Media LLC. *mf wcw 082504 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf* ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
