I need a few of these! hehe Kim M
> >New Drugs For Women > > > >D A M N I T O L: > >Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. > > > >ST. M O M M A'S W O R T: > >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers > >unconscious for up to 2 days. > > > >E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N > >Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of > >how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they > >moved out. > > > >P E P T O B I M B O > >Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an > >evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents > >conception. > > > >D U M B E R O L > >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in > >enjoyment of country music, line dancing and pickup trucks. > > > >F L I P I T O R > >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the > >urge to flip off other drivers. > > > >M E N I C I L L I N > >Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such > >lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get > >naked now?" > > > >B U Y A G R A > >Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, > >duration, and credit limit of spending spree. > > > >J A C K A S S P I R I N > >Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, > >anniversary or phone number. > > > >A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T > >A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to > >share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. > > > >N A G A M E T > >When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as > >nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it > >herself. --- You are currently subscribed to wm as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
