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Help keep this publication free - visit our sponsors today! ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Clean Shave - Free Razor TheFranklinSurveys wants you to try the Gillette(r) Mach3 Power for free. Yes, you can get the latest Gillette(r) Mach3 Power for men complimentary while supplies last, a savings of about $15! The Mach3(r) Power features Gillette's unique triple-blade system and forward pivot system that allows the blade to adapt to the unique contours of a man's face. Claim yours now because they are going fast. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=yfp501 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. RIDDLE ME THIS (Scroll to bottom for the solution to today's riddle) A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper, then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the worker writes, he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? Visit our new website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Lobster Tails Curtis was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board, which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for lobster tails ... is that correct?" "Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today." "Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails." "No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster." Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?" "No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster." "Big red lobster tails, $5 each?" he asked, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!" "No, they're definitely today's." "Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?" he repeated, astounded. "Yes", she insisted. "Well, here's my five dollars," Curtis said, "I'll take one." She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster ..." 3. Morning Coffee A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' " ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Clip Coupons Online Free grocery coupons for your favorite brands: Sara Lee, Diet Coke, Hershey, All, Maalox, Pam, Peter Pan and more. Clothes, toys, and home accents too! Over 100 merchants have listed their coupons here - get all your coupons from one place! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=cos2 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! 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