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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25731.3.1698058 August 31, 2004 *Essay Woe* List member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in response to the above list of actual school excuse notes. He wrote, Pastor Tim, Maybe you can use this one sometime. "I can't hand in my essay because my mom burnt my only copy in the oven." True story. I saw it happen from my chair in the living room. My wife was cooking supper when my daughter Stephanie (who was very excited about her creation) ran up and said, "Mom, look at this. It is so good." and handed the essay to my wife who had oven mitts on. The essay slipped out of her hands and fell inside the oven and touched an element. Poof. Richard Killey, Copyright 2002, Used With Permission *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* "Cat Summer" http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw512 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * YOU CAN EARN A RESPECTED MINISTRY DEGREE @ HOME by enrolling in Master's Divinity School! We offer accelerated, practical & professional biblical and ministry training and education for individuals who need or prefer an off-campus educational alternative to a traditional theological degree program. http://l.salemweb.net/masters1203a/ymml/083104/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25731.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.25731.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright C 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don't be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
