\|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ MyFree.Com's Jokes, Jokes, Jokes Daily - August 31, 2004 Life's Short...Laugh Now! /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Get a Free Smorz(tm) Cereal Sample Fill out the short survey and register to participate in Kellogg(r) Web Properties promotions. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf687 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. SLOGAN OF THE DAY submitted by Linda S., So. Cal It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun you can't see! Visit our new website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. The Wedding Night, submitted by Marvin Perezsalva of Atlanta, GA At 85 years of age, Mario married Wanda, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Wanda decides that after their wedding she and Mario should have separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities, Wanda prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Mario, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Mario takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Wanda hears another knock her bedroom door, and it's Mario. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Wanda consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Mario kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but you guessed it - Mario is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old ready for more action. And once again they enjoy each other. But as Mario set to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Mario." Mario, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Wanda and says: "You mean I was here already?" 3. Greeting cards that probably won't be printed... => Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. => Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad your wife is a dog. => I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. => Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking? => As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. => Someday I hope to get married, but not to you. ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Congratulations! Your Free Prize Is The New FREE STUFF FOR EVERYONE BOOK - 2004-2005 Edition You will easily learn how to get hundreds of free and postage-only offers. This astonishing book includes: * Magazines, gifts, books, * Travel, sports, * Health & beauty aids, and lots more! All you pay is a small s&h fee. Click here to claim your free book now, supplies are limited: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=ppi25 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SUBMIT A JOKE! The great MyFree.com joke hunt is going on right now! If you'd like to see YOUR favorite joke in print, click the link below: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf462 ">Click Here</a> Be sure to include your name, city, and state! Live, Love, Laugh, Susan Derby * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://join.myfree.com/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://postcards.MyFree.com 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://asp.MyFree.com/postmaster/default.asp?src=mfn 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://asp.MyFree.com/qne/default.asp?src=mfn 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) Postal Address: 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. *mf jok 083104 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf* ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
