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Help keep this publication free - visit our sponsors today! ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- You've Won! Click below to see what it is and claim your prize. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf620 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Asylum Doctors The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited because they think maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view." Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking." Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!" ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Get a Free Smorz(tm) Cereal Sample Fill out the short survey and register to participate in Kellogg(r) Web Properties promotions. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf687 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHARE YOUR OFFICE HUMOR! If you have a favorite office "funny" you'd like to share, submit it! Maybe you'll see your favorite in a future newsletter! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf459 ">Click Here</a> Keep 'em laughing at the office, Susan Derby Water Cooler Editor www.B2BFreeResources.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- Your Personal Finance Resource Center For Offers And Deals: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf338 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://join.myfree.com/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://postcards.MyFree.com 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://asp.MyFree.com/postmaster/default.asp?src=mfn 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://asp.MyFree.com/qne/default.asp?src=mfn 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) About Us: Newsletter published by Ampere Media LLC, 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062. 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. MyFree.com & B2BFreeResources.com are web properties of Ampere Media LLC. *mf wcw 090304 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf* ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
