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Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Feel The Pain There is a woman who is in labor at the hospital, and her husband is at the bedside. The doctor walks in and hears the woman say, "You men don't know what it is like, we are the ones that go through the pain!" The doctor says, "We have a new device that we hook up to your stomach and the father of the baby feels the same pain as you." The woman agrees to doing this. The woman is in heavy labor and she screams and the husband stands there and says, "I don't feel anything, I guess I can handle the pain!" The doctor said, "No, this can't be right. Last time we used this, we almost killed the guy!" After she has the baby, they go home to see that the mailman is dead on their doorstep! * * * * * * * * * * EDITOR'S CHOICE * * * * * * * * * * Free Jelly Belly Sample Get your free sample bag of Jelly Bellys. Click here and be enjoying your FREE SAMPLE soon! 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