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Help keep this publication free - visit our sponsors today! ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Get a FREE Room Makeover! Win $1,500 at Home Depot, and redesign your favorite room! Just a little design, color, and creativity to go from shabby to chic! Make it happen! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=isv32 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. RIDDLE ME THIS (Scroll to bottom for the solution to today's riddle) They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife. I was given a body, but not given life. They made me a mouth, but didn't give me breath. Water gives me life and sun brings me death... What am I? Visit our website to see if your slogan has been posted and while you're there check out our growing list of clever slogans and bumper stickers. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf392 ">Click Here</a> Do you have a favorite sticker or slogan you'd like to share? If so, please submit it to: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf469 ">Click Here</a>. Maybe you'll see YOUR favorite slogan or sticker on our website. Be sure to include your name, city, and state! 2. Confessional Substitute A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?" The woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more." A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more." The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves. A few minutes later, another woman enters and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Just once." Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5." 3. It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?.... How the heck would I know? - Am I the weather man?" promptly slamming the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" 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