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----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- *** FREE SOUP *** FREE - not one, not two - but THREE full-sized pouches of awesome tasting soup or pasta sauces! That's 12 full meals for just the cost of S/H. Even better - you can choose your trio - Popular, Lower Sodium, Waist Watchers, or try our new Instant Soup Sampler. Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? It's Simply Soup'r Soups at E.D. Foods. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=edf5 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- The Ranger and the Judge A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a makeshift campfire, and, to the ranger's horror, eating a fish and a bald eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. He was soon brought to trial for his crime... The Judge asked the man "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offence?" "Yes I do." replied the man, "but if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened." "You may proceed." "I got lost in the woods, and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," the man explained. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake grabbing some fish. I thought 'if I startled the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish.' Low and behold, the eagle lighted upon a nearby tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground." The judge says he will take a recess to analyze the defendant's testimony. 15 minutes goes by and the judge returns: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges." The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?" "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it's a bit more tender than a California Condor but lacks the tang of a Spotted Owl." ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Take the Cola Challenge! Today, we're gathering opinions and preferences about popular soft drinks. Your feedback will help determine the people's choice. Do you like Pepsi or Coke? Click here to take this survey today! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=yfp262 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHARE YOUR OFFICE HUMOR! 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