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You Make Me Laugh A daily dose of clean fun For more family-friendly jokes visit our Humor page at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26332.3.1698058 September 15, 2004 *Novice Immerser* The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize... you guessed it. his three cats in the bathtub. The youngest kitten bore it very well, and so did the younger cat, but the old family tom cat rebelled. The old feline struggled with the boy, clawed and tore his skin, and finally got away. With considerable effort the boy caught the old tom again and proceeded with the "ceremony." But the cat acted worse than ever, clawing and spitting, and scratching the boy's face. Finally, after barely getting the cat splattered with water, he dropped him on the floor in disgust and said: "Fine, be a Methodist if you want to!" *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh *Eye Laugh* "Lamp Genius" http://www.cybersalt.org/go.php?id=cw524 * * * * * * * * * * * * ADVERTISEMENT * * * * * * * * * * * ISN'T NOW THE TIME TO EARN YOUR MINISTRY DEGREE? Enjoy Spiritual Growth and Ministry Development Degrees in Pastoral Ministry, Biblical Counseling, Biblical Studies Can be Completed Off Campus and Online Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary http://l.salemweb.net/tcs2003is/ymml/091504/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Daily devotionals are available at http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26332.1.1698058 ----------- For Copyright Terms visit http://link.crosswalk.com/UM/T.asp?A1.39.26332.2.1698058 You can access more information on Crosswalk's Fun page http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/! Crosswalk gives credit to the author of a joke when author is known. Feel free to send notification to [EMAIL PROTECTED] in cases where credit has not been given to the author! >>> Share the good news <<< Please forward this message to a friend! FREE Christian Book http://l.salemweb.net/swnoffer0203/ ____________________SUBSCRIPTION INFO_______________________ * This newsletter is never sent unsolicited. To unsubscribe from this newsletter immediately, simply click on the link below. If this link is not clickable, simply cut and paste it into the address bar of your browser. http://www.salememail.com/unsub/39/1698058.aspx * Copyright C 2004 Salem Web Network and its Content Providers. All rights reserved. 1698058 ____________________________________________________________ Online predators know that more kids are online in the summer than at any other time of year. Research shows that 90% of children between 8-16 have viewed pornography on the internet. Not because they are looking for it but because porn is looking for them. Don't be a victim. Porn-proof your home with Bsafe.com http://l.salemweb.net/bsafe0604/ ____________________________________________________________ Questions or comments can be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BCfwlB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> <a href=http://English-12948197573.SpamPoison.com>Fight Spam! Click Here!</a> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kumpulan/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
