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HEAVIEST TRAIN PULLED WITH BEARD: Ismael Rivas of Spain pulled a 6,069lb train in 2001. 27. MOST CONSECUTIVE FOOT JUGGLING FLIPS WITH A HUMAN: In 2000, Ali Bandbaz juggled his brother for twelve 360o revolutions using his feet. 29. ORANGE NOSE PUSH: Alistair Ross pushed an orange with his nose along Brighton seafront for a mile last year. 30. MOST WATCHES EATEN: Kim Seung from Seoul, South Korea, ate five in 1hr 34mins in 1998. 31. LONGEST MAGGOT BATH: Christine Martin of Horsham, West Sussex, sat in a bath of them for 1hr 30mins in 2002. 32. MOTIONLESS: In 1997, Om Prakash Singh of India stood still for 20hrs, 10mins and 6secs. 33. TALLEST LIVING WOMAN: Sandy Allen of the USA, at 7ft 7ins. 34. HEAVIEST MAN: In 1978, Jon Brower Minnoch of the USA weighed more than 100st. 35. LARGEST HANDS: Hussain Bisad of Somalia's measure 26.9cm from the wrist to the tip of his middle finger. 36. LARGEST CHEST (male): Robert Earl Hughes of the USA - 315cm. 37. FARTHEST EYEBALL POPPER: Kim Goodman of the USA popped hers 1mm beyond her sockets in 1998. 38. MOST BODY SKIPS: In 2003, handcuffed Ved Sharma of India skipped with his arms 27 times in a minute, stepping through his arms and bringing them over his head. 39. MOST RATTLESNAKES HELD IN MOUTH: Jackie Bibby of the USA held eight live snakes by their tails for 12.5secs in 2001. 40. FASTEST TIME TO TYPE A MILLION: Between 1982 and 1998, Aussie Stewart typed the numbers one to one million in words. 41. LONGEST JOKE-TELLING MARATHON: In 1992, Mike Heeman of the USA told 12,682 in 24hrs. 42. BLINDFOLDED SPEED RECORD: Briton Mike Newman hit 164.87mph on a motorbike last year. 43. LONGEST TIME ON ONE FOOT: Arulanantham Joachim of Sri Lanka balanced for 76hrs, 40mins in 1997. 44. LONGEST TIME TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR: Cypriot Papajohn, 76, was trapped from Dec 28, 1987, to Jan 2, 1988. She lived on the food in her shopping bag. 45. 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