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Four Italian teenagers have admitted flooding their school
to avoid taking a midterm exam.
Three girls and one boy confessed to blocking the drains,
turning on the water taps and leaving them to run for the
whole weekend.
The flood caused around $35,000 of damage to
The teenagers now face charges of vandalism, breaking and
entering, and disrupting a public service.
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,
"When we were first married, I would come home
from the office, my wife would bring my slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come home,
the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still
getting the same service!"
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The Pope is visiting Washington DC. and President
Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac
river. Sailing on the Presidential Yacht, the Sequoia.
They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden,
the Pope's hat blows off his head, and out into the
water. Secret service guys start to launch a boat,
but President Bush waves them off, saying "Wait,
wait, I'll take care of this. Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht, onto the surface of
the water, and walks out to the Holy Father's little
hat. He bends over and picks it up, then walks
back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the
hat to the Pope, amid stunned silence.
The next morning, the overseas newspapers carries
a story, with front page photos of the event.
The banner headline is:
"Bush Can't Swim."
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At the Checkout counter of the discount department
store where I was a cashier, customers frequently
asked me under what circumstances items were
returnable.
One woman who came through my line must have
been aware of store policy.
She pointed to the lacy red-and-black negligee she
was about to purchase. "May I bring this back if it
doesn't work?" she asked.
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