Hi, I don't know if this is true or not but i thought it may amuse some of you ?

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)



>   Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens 
> at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at  maximum 
> velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of  collisions with 
> airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

>   American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the 
> windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a  
> gun was sent to the American engineers.  When the gun was fired, the 
> engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurledout of the barrel,  crashed into 
> the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted  through the 
> control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and  embedded itself 
> in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.

>   The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the 
> experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British  
> scientists for suggestions.








>   You're going to love  this......






>   Rolls Royce responded with a one-line  memo:




>   "Defrost the chicken!"

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