>>> I will be interested to see how to restore a vole. >>> >>> Adrian >> >> Give it a snack after the Archers? >> >> Dorothy >> > The RSPCV procedure is a bit more complicated than that: > 1) Trap mink > 2) Turn mink inside out > 3) Give vole a quick series of shocks from a defibrillator > 4) Sit vole in a micro-deckchair > 5) Pour vole a small but powerful G&T > 6) Take vole on restorative cruise. > > Sean
