The Bollard of British Waterways (apologies to John and Yoko) Standing by the lock on the Ashton, Trying to get the lock off the gear. The Waterways bloke said "you'll think it's a joke" "We're putting ten bollards by here".
Christ you know they ain't needed, to spend so waste-er-fullee. Fence the locks off with bollards to take the skin off our knees. Tripping over stumps climbing 'hampton, Hanging hire boats up by threes. snapping our ropes, spending like dopes, Not dredging or removing the trees". Christ you know they ain't needed, to spend so waste-er-fullee. Fence the locks off with bollards to take the skin off our knees. Ray Butler Owl Down Shropshire
