Re: catalina27-talk: Grumpy Old F**t

[Chris Maddox]

Ralph,

Thanks - I've been wanting your hooker's pager number for YEARS.

Chris

-----Original Message-----
From: "Ralph E. Ahseln"
Sent: Dec 13, 2006 11:45 AM
To: "[ 27 Catalina ]"
Subject: catalina27-talk: Grumpy Old F**t

I'm 75, 

 

A Dues Paying Curmudgeon..

A Cranky old SOB,

A Party Pooper

A Spoil sport

Etc.....

So...  I'm going to Pee off any number of Members of this List.

 

What's with this Trend of using those Long, Involved... 

Personal/Business Email Signatures ?

It really is a bit too much !

 

You know the kind. ... Name, Address, Important Titles, Job Position, Self appointed Honors, Several phone numbers, FAX number, the Blog site, The Web page. The company name, Name of the dog, How many operation scars,

  And so on, and so on..

 

Egos showing ??? ..

 

OK, I know that it can be an automatic feature that pops up on all emails sent..

But.. A quick Cut and Delete (or maybe another email account?) would reduce those heavy weighted bottom lines (and the all too obvious self-aggrandizement )

 

Wouldn't it be nice to JUST have a ... Name, Location and the Boat's Name ?

OK , I'll even settle for a SHORT quote from some Philosopher,, 

But, Please, Could we reduce the size of those overwhelming  "BILLBOARDS"  ? 

 

With Humor,

Ralph Edward Ahseln  Esq.

 

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