******** SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING *******
The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/ German border changing course to the west gaining strength. It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig, once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future. Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics. A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall, it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system. The NCBHT
