Recycled but still funny. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T -----Original Message----- From: lito hidalgo <[email protected]> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2011 13:53:44 To: <Invalid address> Reply-To: lito hidalgo <[email protected]> Subject: Fw: Humor from flight attendants
PAL was the best one. > > > Humor from flight attendants...... biro pero totoo... >> >>All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight >>"safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some >>real examples that have been heard or reported: >> >>CONTINENTAL AIRLINES >> >>On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot >>said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be >>turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the >>appearance of your flight attendants." >> >>JAPAN AIR LINES >> >>"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the >>ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you >>have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with >>theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your >>favorite." >> >>BRITISH AIRWAYS >> >>"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything >>left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do >>not leave children or spouses." >> >>QANTAS AIRWAYS >> >>Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask >>you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." >> >>NORTHWEST AIRLINES >> >>After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis , a flight >>attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the >>overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell >>everything has shifted." >> >>PHILIPPINE AIR LINES >> >>We're now preparing to land at Ninoy Aquino International Airport. Kindly >>straighten up your seats, turn off all electronic gadgets, pull up your >>window shades and buckle up for safety. We hope you enjoyed flying with us as >>much as we did. >> >>Sa wika natin, tayo po ay papalapag na sa paliparang pangkalawakang >>internasyonal ng Ninoy Aquino. Paalala po lamang sa ating mga kababayan -- >>ang mga unan, kumot, headset at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay di po >>kasama sa pasalubong. Huwag po lamang baklasin ang LCD-TV na nakadikit sa >>silya. >> >> >> >> >> >> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Center for Good Governance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/center-for-good-governance?hl=en.
