Herbert,
Just to try and emphasize my point about rumours spreading..........
Please read the story below, it's a bit long but you will enjoy it and
understand what I was trying to emphasize on.
Have a lekka day.
Just Read it, you will laugh at the end but as for now just
read, don't get bored, read it
On Sunday the previous week after the service, this is what happened:
Pastor: announcements: After the service, I would like to meet
Nancy in the office.
Nancy (in the office): Yes Pastor....
Pastor: You are talented in singing and I love your singing and would
like you to bring out your talent by leading the church choir. Please
come on Saturday for I will be away and you should continue to train the
choir.
On Monday at a local shop, Nancy meets Neema
Nancy: Do you remember on Sunday the pastor asked me to remain?
Neema: Yes yes yes.....
Nancy: He told me he loves me. Pliz do not tell any one else.
Neema: Promise.
On Tuesday Neema meets Magdalene in the market....
Neema: Do you remember on Sunday the pastor asked Nancy to remain
behind?
Magdalene: Yes yes yea
Neema: There s something.......
Magdalene: What?
Neema: Pastor went to bed with Nancy !
Magdalene: Oh Noooh!
Neema: Please do not tell any one else.
Magdalene: Promise.
On Tuesday on the way to women's merry go round meeting Magdalene meets
Salome
Magdalene: Do you remember on Sunday the pastor asked Nancy to remain
behind?
Salome: Wwhats up??
Magdalene: Pastor has been going to bed with Nancy and now she is
pregnant!
Salome: Nancy of all people and the way she pretends to be holier than
thought, I can't believe it.
Magdalene: You stay on; I cannot believe it but do not mention it to
anyone else.
Salome: Promise!
On Wednesday on the way to a football match, Salome meets Adelina
another church member
Salome: Do you remember on Sunday the Pastor asked Nancy to remain
behind?
Adeline: Yes. What is wrong with that?
Salome: I do not care whether it is wrong or right but Nancy is the
private wife of the pastor and she gave birth on Monday to a bouncing
baby. I do not know the baby's sex yet.
Adeline: ....and Nancy used to look like she is overweight. Now I
know. Remember the day she vomited in the young girl meeting and the
wife of the Pastor took her to hospital. She should have known it is the
co-wife she was dealing with; and remember how the Pastor prayed for
Nancy ; a whole 30 minutes, as though God was deaf.
Salome: I just wanted you to know but do not tell any one else.
Adeline: Promise.
On Thursday Adelina at the bible study meets bible study group
Adeline: Do you remember on Sunday the pastor asked Nancy to remain
behind?
All : Yes
Adeline: Do not say it was me for I will deny whether denial is sin or
not
Angela: What is it? Even Peter denied Jesus and he went ahead to lead
the Church when Jesus was gone to heaven.
Elizabeth: Yes, denial is not a blasphemy please tell us....
Adeline: The well-known second wife of Pastor, Nancy gave birth to
twins on Wednesday and because they were premature and there was no
incubator, they unfortunately died!
All: God have mercy on our church. We are doomed.
Mosha: Nancy of all people. And the way I asked her hand in marriage
and she turned me down saying she was still waiting for the lord's
voice. I guess she was waiting for the Pastors' voice.. Hakya nani, I
swear she is the axis of evil in our Church.
Blandina: Now you can consider me since Nancy has a husband.
Mosha : This is not a joking matter.
Adeline : Hey lets not fight but do not mention my name.
All : Promise.
On Friday in the market place Blandina meets the church chairman
Chairman: Praise God Blandina.
Blandina : Ah Praise the Lord Chairman!
Chairman : why do you laugh Blandina. Have you backslide or do I have
an issue?
Blandina: Do you remember on Sunday the pastor asked Nancy to remain
behind?
Chairman: Yes.
Blandina: Am ashamed..
Chairman: With what, who and why?
Blandina : You church leaders think we are stupid!
Chairman: I do not understand you yet!
Blandina: You mean you do not know that the Pastor has a whole group
of girlfriends in the Church and a number of wives. I also think you are
the same since you are friends . In fact Nancy is one of them and she
gave birth yesterday to still born triplets who were secretly taken to
the rural area of the Pastor and burial will be on Monday not to attract
public attention.
Chairman : No wonder the Pastor never invited me when he met Nancy !
Blandina : I only wanted you to know but do not tell anybody.
Chairman: Promise.
On Saturday at the couples fellowship Chairperson meet all
Chairman: I hope you understand why the Pastor could not make it to
today fellowship.
All : No, is anything wrong?
Chairman: I hope our church is not coming to an end. You know the
bible says it all. In the last days, there will be men who will resemble
the people of the cloth but they will deny the real power of God.
Kamugisha: We are not babies!
Chairman : O.K. The pastor is mourning the sudden death of four kids
born by his two girlfriends at the same time but in different parts of
the village; twins each; who died for varied reasons. It is even being
suspected it was abortions that went wrong and the police are holding
the two girls and the midwife involved for further investigations. Since
all of them are our church members, I hope the name of the Pastor will
not be mentioned in the fracas.
Mawalla: So the pastor has gone to hiding and that is why he is not
here today. I swear he will have to return my offerings since I joined
the Church.
Meena : I will go to his place directly, to take my advance refund
before the long queue.
All: Let us come early tomorrow and see what will happen!!!!
On Sunday at 6.00 am the church is full
Chairman: Everyone quiet! This is the moment of truth!
Pastor: Yes the moment when the devil must be ashamed is here and now!
All : Oh yes, say that again and again and again Pastor!
Pastor : Let us sing the chorus: '...every knee shall bow and every
tongue confess....'
All : Confess first before we sing and bow to pray for you.
Chairman: Pastor, what about the funeral of your extended family
tomorrow??
Pastor : who died and when?
All : Stop pretending!!!
Chairman: Oh yes One is your Nancy 's twins.
Pastor & Wife + Nancy fainted.
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