>From CNet's Digital Dispatch:

Top 10 Signs That You Might Be Living an Internet Lifestyle

The Internet Home Alliance (
http://one.digital.cnet.com/cgi-bin1/flo?y=eBAN0YFCi0Qv0ckcw )
has identified a new market niche: people with Internet
lifestyles. We're not sure exactly what an Internet lifestyle is,
but we have a few ideas. Check out our list below, then hop over
to your word processor and send us your own. We'll print the ten
best in next week's Digital Dispatch and send each winner a CNET
mug as a thank-you. The fine print: email your submission--signs
that you might be living an Internet lifestyle--to
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and email address will not be used for marketing, spamming, or
any other insidious activity. Have at it.

 1. Wide Load: You have a double-wide office chair to accommodate
    your growing Internet-lifestyle behind.
 2. Is That Short for Dorothy?: You've legally changed your 
    middle name to "dot," as in John.Doe.
 3. Bag Haggle: Is that your messenger bag? I thought it was 
    mine. No, that one's mine. That's his, I think. Is that mine?
    It's mine. No, it's yours...
 4. Moo-ving On Up: The homeless people in your neighborhood live
    in Gateway cow-print boxes.
 5. A Fashion Spectacle: Your clunky black plastic glasses are 
    held together with a perky, animated paper clip.
 6. Why We Have Ten Fingers: The tattoos on your knuckles spell 
    out "Born to Code."
 7. Tech Talk: You use the phrase "dropped packets" to explain 
    your state of mind, as in, "I'm dropping packets all over the
    place today."
 8. Your Number's Up: You're petitioning the Post Office to 
    change your street address to an IP address.
 9. Bow WOW!: Your TiVo is set to automatically notify you every
    time your favorite robot dog, the Sony Aibo, shows up on TV.
    Best appearance? The "Road Rules" episode where Aibo is 
    abducted from its "Real World" owners.
10. Easy Come, Easy Go: You lost $22 million dollars last week--
    at least on paper.

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