>From CNet's Digital Dispatch: Top 10 Signs That You Might Be Living an Internet Lifestyle The Internet Home Alliance ( http://one.digital.cnet.com/cgi-bin1/flo?y=eBAN0YFCi0Qv0ckcw ) has identified a new market niche: people with Internet lifestyles. We're not sure exactly what an Internet lifestyle is, but we have a few ideas. Check out our list below, then hop over to your word processor and send us your own. We'll print the ten best in next week's Digital Dispatch and send each winner a CNET mug as a thank-you. The fine print: email your submission--signs that you might be living an Internet lifestyle--to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Make sure to include your name so we can print it next to your entry (if you win, we'll follow up to ask for your mailing address). Decisions of the judges are final. Your entry and email address will not be used for marketing, spamming, or any other insidious activity. Have at it. 1. Wide Load: You have a double-wide office chair to accommodate your growing Internet-lifestyle behind. 2. Is That Short for Dorothy?: You've legally changed your middle name to "dot," as in John.Doe. 3. Bag Haggle: Is that your messenger bag? I thought it was mine. No, that one's mine. That's his, I think. Is that mine? It's mine. No, it's yours... 4. Moo-ving On Up: The homeless people in your neighborhood live in Gateway cow-print boxes. 5. A Fashion Spectacle: Your clunky black plastic glasses are held together with a perky, animated paper clip. 6. Why We Have Ten Fingers: The tattoos on your knuckles spell out "Born to Code." 7. Tech Talk: You use the phrase "dropped packets" to explain your state of mind, as in, "I'm dropping packets all over the place today." 8. Your Number's Up: You're petitioning the Post Office to change your street address to an IP address. 9. Bow WOW!: Your TiVo is set to automatically notify you every time your favorite robot dog, the Sony Aibo, shows up on TV. Best appearance? The "Road Rules" episode where Aibo is abducted from its "Real World" owners. 10. Easy Come, Easy Go: You lost $22 million dollars last week-- at least on paper. ________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To Unsubscribe visit http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists&body=lists/cf_community or send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with 'unsubscribe' in the body.
