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"Chapman, Katrina" wrote:
> What about us Third Party people? When do we get to vote?
Not sure what party you are in - take this simple test, then vote.
Take this short test to determine your political stance.
(1) A little known country with a long and hard to pronounce name located somewhere in
Europe decides to take
US Citizens hostage.
Do you think we should:
A) Try to negotiate a settlement with them
B) Initiate sanctions against this country
C) Invade with elephants
D) Obliterate the puny country with a sustained barrage from the primary turbo
laser batteries from an
Imperial class Star Destroyer. Assuming anything survives the attack, send in
AT-AT walkers and Storm
Troopers to kill them.
(2) A known terrorist blows up a US Airplane. He then hides in a terrorist nation that
refuses to extradite him/her for
execution in the United States.
Do you think we should:
A) Try to negotiate a settlement with them
B) Initiate sanctions against this country
C) Invade with elephants
D) Obliterate the puny country with a sustained barrage from the primary turbo
laser batteries from an
Imperial class Star Destroyer. Assuming anything survives the attack, send in
AT-AT walkers and Storm
Troopers to kill them.
(3) Millions of Americans are on Welfare and Medicare/Medicade programs that should
not legally or morally be
on such programs.
Do you think we should:
A) Cut Welfare and Medicare/Medicade programs from the budget. If a few innocent
people are hurt, well,
they should have gotten a job.
B) Try to encourage people to get off of Welfare.
C) Invade their houses with Elephants
D) Send in Storm Troopers to seize them. Find a Rancor. Feed them to it. Gather
any remains and put them
in a town square as a warning to anyone else who trys to fool the Empire.
(4) In a recent audit, the IRS was unable to account for several trillion dollars.
Do you think we should:
A) Disband the IRS as a corrupt institution, and then form a new commitee to
study the effects of such a
disbanding, only to form a new institution to replace the IRS, but with most of
the same people.
B) Ignore the IRS. Maybe it will go away?
C) Invade IRS headquarters with Elephants.
D) On a nationally televised event, have Darth Vader go personally to IRS
headquarters and use the force to
strangle everyone in charge. Then, using his ligthsaber, kill everyone not in
charge. Finally, using a TIE
fighter, kill the camera crew who filmed the rest of it.
(5) Consider the US military and its role in the World at large.
Do you think we should:
A) Spend more money on nuclear missiles and weapons that will probably never be
used, but would be
handy to have if needed.
B) Spend less money on nuclear missiles and spend it on social programs.
C) Invade the Pentagon with Elephants.
D) Stop spending money on such childish toys like puny 50 gigaton nuclear
weapons- One Star Destroyer
fleet and Storm Trooper garrison is more than enough protection for our Country.
(6) There are many illegal substances being sold in the US.
Do you think we should:
A) Seize anything and everything related to the trafficing of the illegal
substances.
B) Legalize them, so that there is no more illegal trafficing of it.
C) Give the illegal substances to Elephants, and then invade someone with them.
D) Obliterate the manufacturing capability of the substances and use anyone
attempting to make, traffic, or
use any of these substances as organic fertilizer. To fill in the gap created by
the lack of drugs, introduce
legal Empire Sanctioned drugs such as Kessel and Rell spice.
(7) Crime is rampant in some parts of the US.
Do you think we should:
A) Spend less money on police and encourage people to buy guns to defend
themselves with.
B) Spend more money on police and discourage people from buying guns.
C) Invade the Smith and Wesson company with Elephants.
D) Encourage people who really want to use guns to join the Storm Troopers.
Failing that, feed them to the
snake kept in all Imperial trash compactors.
Tally your score:
If most of your answers are (A), then you tend to lean towards the Republican
viewpoint.
If you answered (B) most of the time, you tend to lean more towards the Democratic
viewpoint.
If you answered a mix of both (A) and (B), you tend to lean more towards libertarian.
You also probably smoke pot,
but hey, no ones perfect.
If most of your answeres were (C), you are probably Hannibal from Carthage and are
very very lost and confused
right now.
If you answered (D) most of the time, then you are very strongly Dark Side party in
nature. Consider voting for
Vader. Or else.
http://www.vaderfor2000.org/test.html
--
Michael Smith, TeraTech Inc
VB, CF , SQL, Math programming
100 Park Ave Ste 360, Rockville MD 20850 USA
Voice: +1-301-424-3903, 800-447-9120 Fax:301-762-8185
Web: http://www.teratech.com/sig/
Email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ICQ: 66057682
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"Chapman, Katrina" wrote:
<blockquote TYPE=CITE>What about us Third Party people? When do we
get to vote?</blockquote>
Not sure what party you are in - take this simple test, then vote.
<p><b>Take this short test to determine your political stance.</b>
<p>(1) A little known country with a long and hard to pronounce name located
somewhere in Europe decides to take
<br>US Citizens hostage.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Try to negotiate a settlement with them
<br> B) Initiate sanctions against this country
<br> C) Invade with elephants
<br> D) Obliterate the puny country with a sustained
barrage from the primary turbo laser batteries from an
<br> Imperial class Star Destroyer. Assuming anything
survives the attack, send in AT-AT walkers and Storm
<br> Troopers to kill them.
<p>(2) A known terrorist blows up a US Airplane. He then hides in a terrorist
nation that refuses to extradite him/her for
<br>execution in the United States.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Try to negotiate a settlement with them
<br> B) Initiate sanctions against this country
<br> C) Invade with elephants
<br> D) Obliterate the puny country with a sustained
barrage from the primary turbo laser batteries from an
<br> Imperial class Star Destroyer. Assuming anything
survives the attack, send in AT-AT walkers and Storm
<br> Troopers to kill them.
<p>(3) Millions of Americans are on Welfare and Medicare/Medicade programs
that should not legally or morally be
<br>on such programs.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Cut Welfare and Medicare/Medicade programs
from the budget. If a few innocent people are hurt, well,
<br> they should have gotten a job.
<br> B) Try to encourage people to get off of Welfare.
<br> C) Invade their houses with Elephants
<br> D) Send in Storm Troopers to seize them. Find
a Rancor. Feed them to it. Gather any remains and put them
<br> in a town square as a warning to anyone else
who trys to fool the Empire.
<p>(4) In a recent audit, the IRS was unable to account for several trillion
dollars.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Disband the IRS as a corrupt institution,
and then form a new commitee to study the effects of such a
<br> disbanding, only to form a new institution
to replace the IRS, but with most of the same people.
<br> B) Ignore the IRS. Maybe it will go away?
<br> C) Invade IRS headquarters with Elephants.
<br> D) On a nationally televised event, have Darth
Vader go personally to IRS headquarters and use the force to
<br> strangle everyone in charge. Then, using his
ligthsaber, kill everyone not in charge. Finally, using a TIE
<br> fighter, kill the camera crew who filmed the
rest of it.
<p>(5) Consider the US military and its role in the World at large.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Spend more money on nuclear missiles and
weapons that will probably never be used, but would be
<br> handy to have if needed.
<br> B) Spend less money on nuclear missiles and
spend it on social programs.
<br> C) Invade the Pentagon with Elephants.
<br> D) Stop spending money on such childish toys
like puny 50 gigaton nuclear weapons- One Star Destroyer
<br> fleet and Storm Trooper garrison is more than
enough protection for our Country.
<p>(6) There are many illegal substances being sold in the US.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Seize anything and everything related to
the trafficing of the illegal substances.
<br> B) Legalize them, so that there is no more
illegal trafficing of it.
<br> C) Give the illegal substances to Elephants,
and then invade someone with them.
<br> D) Obliterate the manufacturing capability
of the substances and use anyone attempting to make, traffic, or
<br> use any of these substances as organic fertilizer.
To fill in the gap created by the lack of drugs, introduce
<br> legal Empire Sanctioned drugs such as Kessel
and Rell spice.
<p>(7) Crime is rampant in some parts of the US.
<br>Do you think we should:
<p> A) Spend less money on police and encourage
people to buy guns to defend themselves with.
<br> B) Spend more money on police and discourage
people from buying guns.
<br> C) Invade the Smith and Wesson company with
Elephants.
<br> D) Encourage people who really want to use
guns to join the Storm Troopers. Failing that, feed them to the
<br> snake kept in all Imperial trash compactors.
<p>Tally your score:
<p>If most of your answers are (A), then you tend to lean towards the Republican
viewpoint.
<p>If you answered (B) most of the time, you tend to lean more towards
the Democratic viewpoint.
<p>If you answered a mix of both (A) and (B), you tend to lean more towards
libertarian. You also probably smoke pot,
<br>but hey, no ones perfect.
<p>If most of your answeres were (C), you are probably Hannibal from Carthage
and are very very lost and confused
<br>right now.
<p>If you answered (D) most of the time, then you are very strongly Dark
Side party in nature. Consider voting for
<br>Vader. Or else.
<p><A
HREF="http://www.vaderfor2000.org/test.html">http://www.vaderfor2000.org/test.html</A>
<br>--
<br>Michael Smith, TeraTech Inc
<br>VB, CF , SQL, Math programming
<br>100 Park Ave Ste 360, Rockville MD 20850 USA
<br>Voice: +1-301-424-3903, 800-447-9120 Fax:301-762-8185
<br>Web: <A HREF="http://www.teratech.com/sig/">http://www.teratech.com/sig/</A>
<br>Email: <A HREF="mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]">mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]</A>
ICQ: 66057682
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