(before you start throwing lacquered muffins or anything, I ASKED FIRST
<grin>)

So, this cowboy is sitting in a bar.

A woman walks up to him and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies, "Weeel, Ma'am, ah do ridin' and ropin' and herdin' and brandin',
so ah guess that makes me a real cowboy."

He tries to invite her home.  She says "Sorry, I'm a Lesbian".
He asks "What's that?"

She answers, "I only like women.  I think about making love to women all the
time."

A little while later, another woman walks up to the cowboy and asks "Are you
a real cowboy?"
He replies, "Weeel, Ma'am, ah thought ah was, but ah just found out ah'm a
Lesbian."

(OK, y'all can boo real loud now...)

Ben


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