> > ACTUAL TEE SHIRT SAYINGS
> >
> >
> > 1. Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
> >
> > 2. That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)
> >
> > 3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
> >
> > 4. Procrastinate Now.
> >
> > 5. Rehab Is for Quitters.
> >
> > 6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
> >
> > 7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
> >
> > 8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)
> >
> > 9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing>
Since
> 15.
>
> > 10. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
> >
> > 11. West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names.
> >
> > 12. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
> >
> > 13. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
> >
> > 14. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> > 15. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
> >
> > 16. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
> >
> > 17. DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.
> > 18. MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose.
> >
> > 19. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
> >
> > 20. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
> >
> > 21. Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.
> >
> > 22. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
> >
> > 23. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
> >
> > 24. Heck is where people go who don't beleive in gosh.
> >
> > 25. A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand
times
> > the memory.
> >
> > 26. The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.
> >
> > 27. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> >
> > 28. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime
> > pig.
> >
> > 29. WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
> >
> > 30. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
> >
> > 31. IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?
> >
> > 32. Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
> >
> > 33. The original point-and-click interface was aSmith & Wesson.
> >
> > 34. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
> >
> > 35. Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
> >
> > 36. Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
> >
> > 37. MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used byThree-Mile-Island cleanup team.
> >
> > 38. NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning
> > medicine.
> > 39. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
> >
> > 40. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
> > He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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