> A tourist goes to Scotland on vacation. He decides
> to spend one afternoon in an old Scottish pub. He
> has a seat and looks around. He notices an old,
> haggard man sitting a few stools down from him.
> 'Looks like a regular,' that tourist thinks to
> himself.
> 'I think I'll have what he's having, a nice pint
> of Guiness.'
> So the tourist orders a Guiness. A few minutes
> later, the old man looks up from his glass and
> says rather loudly, in a thick Scottish accent,
> 'You see this bar here? I built this me-self. I
> drafted it in me own basement, and did all the
> woodwork me-self. Took me three and a half weeks,
> but do they call me 'Arthur McDougal: Barbuilder?'
> No.'
> The tourist stares at the man in bewilderment.
> Several minutes later, the old man looks up again.
> 'You see that fence out there? I built that me-
> self. Dragged every stone there. None of 'em is
> less than 150 pounds, and I dragged each one no
> less than three-quarters of a mile. But do they
> call me 'Arthur McDougal:Fencebuilder?' No.'
> The tourist is really worried about this man's
> mental health by this time. Once again Arthur
> looks up.'You see that bridge out there? I did
> that me-self. I drafted it in me own basement and
> was on the construction site every day. I even
> chose the building materials, but do they call me
> 'Arthur McDougal: Bridgebuilder?' No. But you
> screw just one sheep...'
>
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