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Two Men & A Woman!
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:
a.. two Italian men and one Italian woman
b.. two French men and one French woman
c.. two German men and one German woman
d.. two Greek men and one Greek woman
e.. two English men and one English woman
f.. two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
g.. two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
h.. two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
i.. two American men and one American woman
j.. two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following things have occurred:
a.. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
b.. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
c.. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
d.. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
e.. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
f.. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming.
g.. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
h.. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor/ convenience
store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
i.. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the
American woman keeps on complaining about her
body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than
they do, all the sales she's missing, how her relationship with her mother is
improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it
isn't raining. The American woman, meanwhile, watches the men fart and scratch.
j.. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey.
But they're satisfied, because at least the
English aren't having any fun.
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