Since its friday I'll contibute a joke,
>>> > > > A man takes his wife to the live stock show.
>>> > > > They start heading down the vally that houses all the bulls.
>>> > > > The sign on the first bulls stall states :
>>> > > > "This bull mated 50 times last year."
>>> > > > The wife turns to her husband and says,
>>> > > > "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
>>> > > > They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:
>>> > > > "This bull mated 65 times last year."
>>> > > > The wife turns to her husband and says,
>>> > > > "This one mated 65 times last year.
>>> > > > That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
>>> > > > They proceed to the last bull and his sign says:
>>> > > > "This bull mated 365 times last year."
>>> > > > The wifes mouth drops open and says,
>>> > > > "WOW He mated 365 times last year, that is ONCE A DAY!!!!!!
>>> > > > You could really learn from this one."
>>> > > > The fed up man turns to his wife and says
>>> > > > "Go up and inquire if he had to fuck the same cow every day."
JMC
-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel Lancelot [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 04 May 2001 14:04
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Something to make you chuckle!
Umm - not so much emphasis on the true...
did a search on multimap.com and found no matches...
-----Original Message-----
From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 04 May 2001 13:32
To: CF-Community
Subject: Something to make you chuckle!
TRUE STORY in the Telegraph 2day!
There's a town in Hertfordshire (UK) called Tillit.
In Tillit is a pub callled "The Cockwell Inn".
The publican there is a lady called Lucy Likes.
Her address is :
Miss Lucy Likes
The Cockwell Inn
Tillit
Herts
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