**** Yep, me again, slacking off, passing some jokes, reading some email,
sipping coffee, relaxing a little in the comfort of my home office.... yep,
total inconsiderate, irresponsible, unprofessional CF-geek that I am.....
****
Read on.....
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
....It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
....The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun
in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
....Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
body in it.
Driver: No problem.
....Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!!!
Erika
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"One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." -
Walter Bagehot
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