HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
--- one hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
--- one hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
--- one hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: NEW JERSEY
--- one hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
--- one hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
--- both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
--- both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
--- one hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
--- one hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
--- four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
Cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA
--- two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
--- one hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS
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