OK Kev, you asked for it:
When the lions invaded the tv station, why did they go after the weatherman?
Because he was the meatier-ologist.
And 2 lions are talking one morning at the water hole.
One complains that he had a bad tummyache.
The other asks what he had for dinner.
"A missionary."
"What kind?"
"A Franciscan."
"How did you cook him?"
"Boiled him."
"Ah, that's your problem. Franciscans are friars."
Ben
-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, June 29, 2001 11:19 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: It won't stop
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the
other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man
reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that
readers digest and writers cramp.
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