"All rise! He who has business before this
electro-cyber-swirlo-lister-court, let him be heard. Cyber-magistrate and
Upper Muckety-Muck of Gleep, Justice Warren G. Hardly presiding."
*rap* *rap* *rap*
"Let this silly court come to order, such as it is. You may be seated."
(everyone sits)
(to Rudy) "Not you! The defendant will please remain standing. You stand
accused of violating the Internet Lurker's Code, section 4, subsection 2,
paragraph 9, sentence 3, clause 7, word 2, and I quote: 'and'. How do you
plead?"
"I'm not sure I understand the charges. Could you..."
"Silence! This court does not tolerate deliberate attempts to elude
justice through seredipitous elaboration, obfuscation, gerrymandering,
filibustering, ho-ho-ho-ing, supercalifragilisticexpialidocous-ing, and so
forth and so on! Any evasion of justice must be *completely* arbitrary and
accidental! The court shall enter a plea for you. You plead, 'Bugger off,
you overzealous pimples on the buttocks of society."
"But..."
"No, what's done is done. You've both insulted this court and violated the
first and foremost rule of the Lurker's Code: 'Always let thy neighbor
submit the test message, lest ye be dragged from the shadows, kicking and
screaming, into the town square to be pelted with cheese and stale grits.'
You are found guilty by reason of my wanting to. Sentence is to be carried
out immediately. Court is adjourned."
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"Stephenie
Hamilton" To: CF-Community
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
<cftalk@cfxho cc:
sting.com> Subject: RE: test - please ignore
07/05/2001
10:02 AM
Please
respond to
cf-community
hey erika! see this?? we have a new lurker!!
better get him some muffins quick!
~~~~~ welcome rudy ~~~~~~~~
hope you are not easily offended, grossed out or disturbed by puns!
~~
Stephenie
-----Original Message-----
From: Rudy Rustam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 12:02 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: test - please ignore
new user
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