THE THREE BEARS
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended
up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear
had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought
about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about
living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear,
he beats me terribly. "
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother,
right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear
does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to
do.
"Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you
would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in
Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the
judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat
anybody."
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
"Websites for the real world"
**********************************************************************
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and
intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they
are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify
the system manager.
**********************************************************************
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at
http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm
Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
