Lol .. that reminds me of this one:
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but shorts made of
saran wrap.
The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ....
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I can clearly see you're nuts!
Todd
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kevin Gilchrist" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, August 01, 2001 5:53 PM
Subject: Puns again
> > > There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who
> > > was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and
> > > found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly
> > > and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Clearly
> > > and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him
> > > too.
> > >
> > > But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with
> > > Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided
> > > that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and
> > > get it on with Clearly.
> > >
> > > He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring
> > > himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the
> > > riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current
> > > carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the
> > > river and then ran off smiling and singing...
> > >
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> > > I can see Clearly now. Lorraine has gone.
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