The following viruses have been making the rounds lately, thought you should
be aware of them.
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think it won the election,
even though the mother-board and father-board bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep counting)
THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails
everyone about what it did)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)
THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file
reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background)
THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then
slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)
THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but will
be back)
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inchn
floppy, then discards it through Windows).
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