See http://www.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html for the origin of many
of these.
-- Owen
>
> I've been keeping these since antiquity. Okay, since at least last year.
>
> >A file that big?
> >It might be very useful.
> >But now it is gone.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >The Web site you seek
> > cannot be located but
> >endless others exist
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Chaos reigns within.
> >Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> >Order shall return.
> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
> >ABORTED effort:
> >Close all that you have.
> >You ask way too much.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >First snow, then silence.
> >This thousand dollar screen dies
> >so beautifully.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >With searching comes loss
> > and the presence of absence:
> >"My Novel" not found.
> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
> >The Tao that is seen
> >Is not the true Tao, until
> >You bring fresh toner.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Windows NT crashed.
> >I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> >No one hears your screams.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Stay the patient course
> > Of little worth is your ire
> >The network is down
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >A crash reduces
> >your expensive computer
> >to a simple stone.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Yesterday it worked
> >Today it is not working
> >Windows is like that
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Three things are certain:
> >Death, taxes, and lost data.
> >Guess which has occurred.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >You step in the stream,
> >but the water has moved on.
> >This page is not here.
> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Out of memory.
> >We wish to hold the whole sky,
> >But we never will.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Having been erased,
> >The document you're seeking
> >Must now be retyped.
> >- - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Rather than a beep
> > Or a rude error message,
> >These words: "File not found."
> > - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Serious error.
> >All shortcuts have disappeared.
> >Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
>
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> |Systems Engineer |knight to protect her. |
> |LAN Optimization | |
> |Team | |
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Mark Smyth"
> <mark.smyth@systems To: CF-Community <cf-
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> union.net> cc:
> Subject: RE: Haiku to
> Guinness
> 08/24/2001 11:29 AM
> Please respond to
> cf-community
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kevin Gilchrist [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: 24 August 2001 16:26
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Haiku to Guinness
>
>
> Cold, black and creamy
> Sitting pretty on the bar
> My love wears a glass
>
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