aha! very funny!
you know train driver Gary is a legend. he used to drive on the picadilly
line, and now he's on the juibilee and he's fantastic! I had him once and
there was an overland train next to us, and he told everyone in our train
to
look at the overland train and smile at them, and they wouldn't have a clue
what was going on...and we all did! and they didn't have a clue! all they
saw was a whole underground train full of people smiling at them like
idiots! it was fantastic!
Meena
>
> ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE TUBE
> >
> >
> > "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to
> > get on the second carriage, what part of 'stand clear
> > of the doors' don't you understand?"
> >
> > "At Camden town station (on a crowded Saturday
> > afternoon): 'Please let the passengers off the train
> > first. Please let the passengers off the train first.
> > Please let the passengers off the train first. Let the
> > passengers off the train FIRST! Oh go on then, stuff
> > yourselves in like sardines, see if I care, I'm going
> > home."
> >
> > "Ladies and Gentlemen do you want the good news first
> > or the bad news?" The good news is that last Friday
> > was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great
> > time. I felt sadly let down by the fact that none of
> > you sent me a card! I drive you to work and home each
> > day and not even a card. The bad news is that there is
> > a point's failure somewhere between Stratford and East
> > Ham, which means that we probably won't reach our
> > destination. We may have to stop and return. I won't
> > reverse back up the line simply get out walk up the
> > platform and go back to where we started. In the mean
> > time if you get bored you can simply talk to the man
> > in front or beside you or opposite you. Let me start
> > you off: "Hi, my name's Gary how do you do?"
> >
> > "Your delay this evening is caused by the line
> > controller suffering from elbow and backside syndrome
> > -not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you
> > know any further information as soon as I'm given
> > any".
> >
> > "Please mind the closing doors..."
> > The doors close...The doors reopen.
> > "Passengers are reminded that the big red slidey
> > things on the side of the train are called the doors.
> > Let's try it again. Please stand clear of the doors."
> > The doors close...
> > "Thank you."
> >
> > "I am sorry about the delay, apparently some nutter
> > has just wondered into the tunnel at Euston. We don't
> > know when we'll be moving again, but these people tend
> > to come out pretty quickly...usually in bits."
>
>
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