> >
> >Five cannibals get contracts at a big insurance company. During their
> >induction session, the HR manager says to them,
> >'You're all part of the team now - you're on good money and we've got a
> >canteen here, so I don't want you eating any of the permanent staff,
> >okay?'
> >
> >Being good contractors and not wanting to upset the man who signs the
> >timesheets, The cannibals promise faithfully not to trouble (ie eat)
> >any of the other employees.
> >
> >Four weeks later the HR manager calls them into a meeting and says,
> >'You're all working very hard, and I'm very pleased with all of you.
> >One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what
> >happened to her?'
> >
> >The cannibals disavow all knowledge (a bit like in Mission Impossible)
> >of the cleaner and very specifically deny having consumed her.
> >
> >After the HR manager has left, the leader of the cannibals, well aware
> >what his fellow contractors are like, says to the others,
> >
> >'Which one of you twits ate the cleaner?'
> >
> >A hand rises hesitantly at the back.
> >
> >'You idiot. Four weeks we've been eating Project Managers so no-one
> >would notice anything, and you have to go and eat a bloody cleaner!'
> >
> >
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