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Does that mean that I will be shot eleven times, sarjunt?
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Jim Campbell wrote:

> "Good news and bad news, soldier.  The bad news is your reconstrucive
> surgery was done by a first-year, and you resemble a cross between Tonya
> Harding and Zombie Ernest Borgnine.  The good news is, due to a math
> error, you now have 11 buttocks."
>
> - Jim
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