If I were commander-in-chief, I'd replace the army with a bunch of
insects.  Then I'd climb up on my really tall review stand and say,
"From up here, they look like little ants..."

--Jack "actually named Ben" Handey

Howie Hamlin wrote:

> And Jack Handy isn't commander in chief of the US military.
>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: Ben Doom
>   To: CF-Community
>   Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 4:19 PM
>   Subject: Re: Today's Bushim
>
>   His quotes are like Jack Handey, only not so much with the on purpose
> part.
>
>   --Ben
>
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