I think this is the third or fourth time this joke's been posted and the
same thing always annoys every time: I know that jokes require suspension of
disbelief, but this one requires me to assume that Bush is quick-witted.
There's only so much absurdity my brain can handle.  ;^)

Jim Davis

From: Jacob [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, August 02, 2004 3:45 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Hair-cuts.......

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."
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